910.41 : Trips Around the World
As an alternative to the usual bulk email that travellers generally send their loved ones, I have decided to join the blogging set and document my travels here. The benefits are great: you can read it when you want, you don't have to read it if you don't want to, and I get to say I have a blog.
Uber librarian kudos. ;-)
I am not, as yet, travelling, therefore this is really a pre-post, however I want to get started and have it all organised (well, I am a librarian!) before I leave.
For those of you who are confused (or I forgot to tell - sorry!) my itinerary is as follows:
Friday 31st March: I leave BrisVegas for the shiny lights of Syd-en-ey, where I will stay with my bro Paul and his loverley fiance Trish; go bridal shopping with the aforementioned not-a-Bridezilla; meet up with Chris and Jane, kiss their new baby's toes, just coz I can and they're cute, and then so Zoe isn't jealous of her sister tickle her to within an inch of her adorable toddler life; and see Kim, whose birthday it happens to be when I'm there.
Wednesday 4th April: Departing Sydney for the City of Angels, I will spend 8 glorious days with Todd stalking Nicole Richie and attempting to make her eat carbs. Lots and lots of carbs. I may also shop and go to Disneyland. But Nicole is my priority ;-)
Thursday 13th April: I bid farewell to the smog and say hello to the mountains as I arrive in Vancouver to see not one but two gorgeous Canadians, Danielle and Catherine. Looking forward to the relaxo mode. Don't think there are many celebrities to stalk there, so may have to take in some nature instead...
Friday 21st April: Will see me trying to convince Woody Allen that I'm perfect to play him in his next movie, as I'm suitably neurotic, can talk really really fast while eating thirsty pretzels, and my great great grandfather was Jewish... Understandably crushed by his rejection, I spend my time in New York with my friend Damo, who has graciously flown in from Waterloo, Ontario to nurse me through my heartache at having my dreams in tatters. We meet up with Catherine, who has taken a leaf out of my stalking book and followed me to The Big Apple to stage an intervention for the incubator Holmes.
Saturday 29th April: I arrive at Heathrow to find my fabulous best friend Jess and her perfect boyfriend Alfie waiting for me to introduce me to my new life in London.
To see if these tales and others come true, stay tuned...
As an alternative to the usual bulk email that travellers generally send their loved ones, I have decided to join the blogging set and document my travels here. The benefits are great: you can read it when you want, you don't have to read it if you don't want to, and I get to say I have a blog.
Uber librarian kudos. ;-)
I am not, as yet, travelling, therefore this is really a pre-post, however I want to get started and have it all organised (well, I am a librarian!) before I leave.
For those of you who are confused (or I forgot to tell - sorry!) my itinerary is as follows:
Friday 31st March: I leave BrisVegas for the shiny lights of Syd-en-ey, where I will stay with my bro Paul and his loverley fiance Trish; go bridal shopping with the aforementioned not-a-Bridezilla; meet up with Chris and Jane, kiss their new baby's toes, just coz I can and they're cute, and then so Zoe isn't jealous of her sister tickle her to within an inch of her adorable toddler life; and see Kim, whose birthday it happens to be when I'm there.
Wednesday 4th April: Departing Sydney for the City of Angels, I will spend 8 glorious days with Todd stalking Nicole Richie and attempting to make her eat carbs. Lots and lots of carbs. I may also shop and go to Disneyland. But Nicole is my priority ;-)
Thursday 13th April: I bid farewell to the smog and say hello to the mountains as I arrive in Vancouver to see not one but two gorgeous Canadians, Danielle and Catherine. Looking forward to the relaxo mode. Don't think there are many celebrities to stalk there, so may have to take in some nature instead...
Friday 21st April: Will see me trying to convince Woody Allen that I'm perfect to play him in his next movie, as I'm suitably neurotic, can talk really really fast while eating thirsty pretzels, and my great great grandfather was Jewish... Understandably crushed by his rejection, I spend my time in New York with my friend Damo, who has graciously flown in from Waterloo, Ontario to nurse me through my heartache at having my dreams in tatters. We meet up with Catherine, who has taken a leaf out of my stalking book and followed me to The Big Apple to stage an intervention for the incubator Holmes.
Saturday 29th April: I arrive at Heathrow to find my fabulous best friend Jess and her perfect boyfriend Alfie waiting for me to introduce me to my new life in London.
To see if these tales and others come true, stay tuned...
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